Funny Sayings and Quotes

I always arrive late at the office,

but I make up for it by leaving early.

~ Chales Lamb

Funny Quotes of The Day - Think Outside The Box

THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX

Funny Sayings

When I'm hitting two more.

I think I fell on my body.

I hold up a slow death for many years.

Aewhi demonic horror.

Nasty bodies disperse throughout the room.

I can not bend down to contort hide

I was crawling around the City.

Sure I see the wife sleeping with regret.

Funny Quotes

Piyatad

I love stories around a forest.A man so obsessed with the wild do not eat anything for 3 days, he's deleted.I wake up in the hut, he came around behind me. The old man and a woman is just two bedrooms and one has only two rooms.It's time to sleep late at night.Old Man: The young man said that if the young man was sleeping the same room with him, but promised that his daughter will not do anything like that, it says the punishment for three reasons.Man: Ok, I promise to get enough sleep while she can not stand the beauty of a young man so important to do so successfully.Wake up to ...Man:! (I) has a very large stone was placed over the chest and that the punishment at first (she thinks it's just me) Oh Oh Oh.Then she went to the window and throw rocks down (I like to layer 2).Among the cast, the young men that have written. E below the surface."Punishment, Chapter 2," he noticed that a rope tied to stone!He followed the rope back ..!!!! Hey!. Rope tied to the egg left me .. screw it!He did not hesitate to jump from the second egg, because a broken leg is better than one leaf missing.When he jumps, he noted that he was floating in the air. The right leg has him by. "Punishment, Chapter 3," The leg looked to ...!!!I can not believe what was happening. ... Labeled "egg on his right leg tied to a bed" .... !?!!?!

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Piyatad